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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

New Rule - Republican Name Clusters

Rick Snyder (Gov. – MI)
Rick Scott (Gov. – FL)
Scott Walker (Gov. – WI)
Scott Brown (Sen. – MA)

Ron Paul (Rep. – TX)
Rand Paul (Sen. – KY)
Paul Ryan (Rep. – WI)

New Rule:  Never, ever, ever vote for any Republican candidate whose name contains either “Rick,” “Scott,” “Paul,” or any combination thereof.

Rick Perry . . .  I'm looking at you.
Rick Santorum . . . you too, buddy.

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