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Showing posts with label 2012. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2012. Show all posts

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Happy New Year’s Everybody!

So barring some unforeseen event, this marks the last post of 2011.  I hope everybody has a great time celebrating and bringing in the New Year.  Despite my oft floated bits of cynicism, pessimism and general black humor, I am - as always - looking forward to finding out what happens next.

I know it may not always be fun, but I'm sure it’s gonna be great anyway.  



Happy New Year's, one and all!

See everybody in 2012!!


Tuesday, October 4, 2011

New Rule - Republican Name Clusters

Rick Snyder (Gov. – MI)
Rick Scott (Gov. – FL)
Scott Walker (Gov. – WI)
Scott Brown (Sen. – MA)

Ron Paul (Rep. – TX)
Rand Paul (Sen. – KY)
Paul Ryan (Rep. – WI)

New Rule:  Never, ever, ever vote for any Republican candidate whose name contains either “Rick,” “Scott,” “Paul,” or any combination thereof.

Rick Perry . . .  I'm looking at you.
Rick Santorum . . . you too, buddy.